RANSVESTIA

"He's a cinch."

Gary looked in the mirror. "Hmmm, I might have lost my bet. I wouldn't have believed it."

"Oh, by the way, Gary, if you deliberately give yourself away we have some pictures that would look real good of you for the high school yearbook."

"Don't worry, I'll play it straight." The trip to the store and back was uneventful, so Gary knew he had a date the next week at a slumber party.

The night of the big slumber party finally arrived. Joe was amused at the plans Susan and he had devised to expose Gary. Just before it was time to go to bed, Susan would pull of his wig and expose him to the girls. Boy would they give him a bad time. Joe went to Susan's house early and got dressed. Soon Gary was there and he was properly attired. Grumbling again about the short skirt. Of course Susan got in her two cents about the trials and tribulations of being a girl. It wasn't long before the doorbell started ringing and Susan's five girl friends arrived. Joe got a big kick out of Gary as he was being careful not to expose himself. He was certainly a quiet and well mannered young lady.

The party had been going on for about an hour. Debbie and Geral- dine were sitting on the couch engaged in girl talk. Slowly Susan eased up behind them and really pulled a double cross. She grabbed a hold of both wigs at once and there sat two young ladies with very short hairdo's. Joe and Gary were as stunned as the other girls. Finally Peggy said, "What's going on here, Susan?"

""'Well, I thought it was about time to introduce our mystery guests, Joe Rose and Gary Thompson."

"What gives?"

"Well, these two wanted to see what a girl's slumber party was like and I told them I would help them by dressing them up for the part. They thought they would have a big laugh on the girls but I pulled a fast one on them."

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